Rubbermaid Ergo Reach Mop
- Commercial-grade mop with extending handle and swivel head: none of that wussy consumer-grade stuff
- Sprays cleaning fluid, but refillable reservoir is strictly BYOCF
- Includes one disposable dry/wet pad and one reusable wet pad good for up to 200 uses, which, given how often we mop, would last us for years to come
- You can get extra dry/wet pads here
- Model: 1887488 (an all-numerical model number is a risky move for searchability, but this one pulls it off - Google it yourself and see)
Don't ask questions. Just clean up.
Now comes the moment, with the holidays definitively over, when you look around and realize you’re in the middle of a mess. You don’t remember how all that Greek yogurt got splattered all over your kitchen walls. Or who left that tipped-over, half-full Moscow mule mug under your bathroom sink. Or what the reddish but slowly browning substance is sticking your Cheerson quadcopter to the ceiling. Your memories are as untidy and jumbled as your surroundings.
What difference does any of it make, anyway? Nobody ever blamed a mess away. Scotland Yard never called Sherlock Holmes to clean up a crime scene. Forget about getting to the bottom of what happened over the holidays, and worry about getting down to the linoleum on your kitchen floor.
The Rubbermaid Ergo Reach Mop isn’t concerned with the past. It doesn’t want to wallow in the he-did-this, she-did-that, they-drank-this, we-destroyed-that postmortems. This commercial-grade gunk-hound just wants to get on with business: cleaning hard messes up from up hard surfaces. With three streams of liquid cleaner spray and a reusable microfiber pad for wet messes, or with the disposable microfiber pad for dusting, it’s the sensible, nonjudgmental friend you need to get your place a little less depressing this January.
You had a good time over the holidays. Or at least you survived. That should be enough. Now stop wallowing in the past. Run the Rubbermaid Ergo Reach Mop around the place and wipe away the sticky, chunky, crummy, gloopy residue of all that fun - no questions asked.
