Rowkin Bit Charge Stereo Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds
- The beast has a’Rowkin!
- (At least, we think that’s how it’s pronounced.)
- What you’re looking at are some little singing ear-goobers.
- They’re true-wireless, meaning there’s no back-wire thing holding them together.
- Charging case charges the earbuds 15 times, or works as a power bank for other devices.
- Bluetooth 4.1, sweat-proof, built-in mic, etc.
- Model: NAAC10AA, NAAC11AA, NAAC12AA. If you take the numbers out, it’s like the beginning of the old Batman theme song.
The New Thing
The plush seat of the stool was ripped and the bar was sticky. What little light was able to get through the two tiny windows showed air thick with dust.
Perfect, thought Rowkin. He needed a place to get away, a place where he wouldn’t be swarmed with fans.
He sat down, ordered a whisky on the rocks, and paid with cash. It was swill but it still warmed him. His stress seemed to melt a bit with each sip.
He caught himself on the mirror behind the bar. He’d dressed down so as not to be recognized–nothing designer, nothing that might catch the eye–and it seemed to be working. Rowkin winked at this version of himself, just another guy enjoying some well bourbon at a quiet dive on a Monday night. Nobody special at all.
“Hey kid, lend me a drink?”
Rowkin turned to see the grizzled old man smiling at him two seats over. “Sorry, man.” Rowkin patted his pocket. “I didn’t bring enough cash.”
“Are you sure?” the old man said. “Because this whole sweatpants and t-shirt thing you got going? It ain’t fooling me. I know who you are, and I sincerely doubt you’re low on funds.”
Rowkin quickly moved a seat over so he was sitting right next to the old man. “Hey, enough,” he whispered. “I’m not looking for attention here.”
“That’s what you think,” the old man said with a laugh. “That’s what everyone thinks. ‘I need a break from the limelight. I want to go out without someone asking me about my true wireless technology, my sleek charging case, my bluetooth 4.2 capabilities.’ You want to escape so bad that, when the bright lights finally turn away from you, it seems like a blessing. Finally, some freedom! But then, what you thought would be a quick break from the rat race goes on longer and longer. Until finally, you’re old and washed up, sitting at some scuzzy bar, wishing you hadn’t taken it all for granted, and looking around for someone to pick up your next round because you’re fresh out of money.”
Rowkin sighed. “Fine, I’ll get you a drink. What do you want?”
“Nah,” the old man said, standing up from his stool. “I don’t think I’m thirsty anymore. See you around, kid.”
When the door shut behind him, Rowkin asked the bartender, “What’s that guy’s deal?”
“Oh, you mean Speaker Dock?” The bartender shrugged. “I don’t know. Just a strange old man, I think.”
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