Lamps

  • Fuckin’ lamps, people!
  • Buy one if you need a lamp!
  • Maybe buy more than one lamp?!
  • Are they available in Georgia Red: They’re available in lamp, and that’s it!
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I Love Lamp

I’ll be honest: as the copywriter for Meh, there’s a 50-50 chance that I’m going to look at the sales calendar and see some product that I’ve never heard of before. And I don’t just mean the brand; I mean, I look at the item itself, and I’m like, “Wait, what does this thing even do?”

But not today!

Today, I logged in to see what bizarre delight I needed to write about and was greeted with just a single word:

“Lamps”

And I thought, as you are probably thinking now, Oh, it can’t possibly be that simple. But friends, I am here to tell you: it IS that simple!

Today’s sale is just a bunch of fuckin’ lamps!

We got lamps for the desk, lamps for the floor, lamps for the end table, round ones, cube-y ones, simple ones, modern ones, ornate ones. Again, I cannot say this in any other way: we’re just out here, hawking some fuckin’ lamps on the internet!

Now, if you’re confused about how these things work, I’ll give you a quick lesson:

  1. Get a light bulb.
  2. Screw it into the part of the lamp where the light bulb goes.
  3. Plug in the lamp.
  4. Turn on the lamp.
  5. Laugh aloud for all to hear, as you are now bringing of light; darkness will henceforth cower before you, retreating into corners unseen at the flick of a switch, never to return unless you, all-powerful controller of illumination, deem it good and necessary!
  6. Read a book at night if you want.

Clear enough, right?

Look, people. They’re lamps! Buy them if you are in the market for some lamps! After all, as we say in the lamp business, it’s lamp o’clock somewhere!

So far today...

  • 101911 of you visited.
  • 33% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 3053 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 386 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $13238 total.
  • (including shipping)

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