Relief Pod Orange Roadside Emergency Kit
Our Take
- A roadside emergency kit with jumper cables for the price of one without jumper cables- It also includes a crank flashlight, first aid kit, and (presumably) 60 total items, which we’ve challenged @moose to identify in the specs- They might be counting each tissue as a separate item, an act so brazen we can’t help but applaud it- It looks a lot nicer and is more neatly organized than most – who says emergencies have to be ugly and chaotic- Model: RP122-107K-820 (Based on the manufacturer’s website, we high doubt they required this level of specificity after “RP-122”)
A Case In Case
Do you own jumper cables?If not, this roadside emergency kit is a great way to get them (and a dozen or so other pieces of automotive paraphernalia). Other, cheaper emergency kits lack jumper cables, which is sort of like building an entire survival bunker and forgetting the food. If youre in a roadside emergency, chances are pretty good you need jumper cables.If so, you probably dont need another pair for yourself, but you could buy them for someone in your life who doesnt have any. Someone whose well-being you care for even a little. Youll eventually become their hero.We say eventually" because they probably wont consider you their hero the moment they open their gift and see a bunch of jumper cables. In fact, they might make deride you and your utilitarian offering.Um, thanks Uncle Andrew. I always wanted to, yknow, like, jump start my car.No, they wont immediately comprehend the love and thoughtfulness of your gift. Theirs will be a delayed appreciation. For, some day, theyll find themselves stranded in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot at 1am. Theyll fret. Theyll regret not using the bathroom before they left.And then theyll remember your gift.Uncle Andrews jumper cables! Theyll exclaim (unless by some off chance you’re both and uncle and a responsible car owner but your name is not Andrew). Theyll jump their car. Theyll get home and use the bathroom. And theyll be filled with gratitude for your present the best they ever received.That said, you should probably buy some dumb, fun gift to go along with your roadside emergency kit. For some reason people prefer dumb gifts to useful ones. Keep an eye out on Meh in the coming weeks for the perfect choice – we sell cheap, useless things all the time. Failing that you could just pull the glowsticks out and pretend they’re a separate, fun gift. Kids these days are pretty dim.
