Red LED Name Tag
Our Take
- A ~fun exciting new item~
- You could program it to say your name
- Or you could program it to say “Mr. Butts”
- That’s funny, right?!
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Is that Santa? Posing as a new member of famed musical group, The Buzzcocks? You better believe it! But he’s not here for stardom. He’s traveling the country trying to find his head elf, The Stingray of Babylon, who’s tired of making red LED name tags and has run off to pursue a career in omphaloskelepsis. But there’s one thing no one considered: a sultry phlebotomist portrayed by none other than Charo. Will Santa return his head elf to the North Pole in time to save Christmas? Find out in… Rocking Around The Christmas Tilde Key.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
