RealXGear Fogger Portable Personal Mister
- They say “revolutionary new Personal Cooling System”, we say “it blows mist at you”
- Holds up to 20 ounces of water, or tequila if you really want relief
- Let the rechargeable lithium battery do all the work so you don’t have to
- Fits into most standard cup holders so you don’t even have to exert yourself enough to hold it
- When the manufacturer’s features list includes “on/off switch”, you know they’re reaching
- Model: 470 (uhh yeah nice try, you’re going to have to really pull some SEO wizardry to own Google for that one)
Don't work up a sweat to keep cool.
You’re outside. It’s hot. It’s damn hot. It’s really ridiculously sickeningly damn hot.
You want to cool off. You grab the nearest magazine or whatever and fan yourself. Just like Mrs. Garnett told you in fourth grade, the effort just makes you hotter.
Oh, look, a spray bottle. You squeeze the trigger. A little puff of mist. You squeeze again. A little more mist. Squeeze. Puff. All this squeezing is, again, just making you hotter.
Screw this. You need a machine to do the work for you. You need a little doodad to keep up a steady cloud of mist while you just sit there.
That’s all this is. This RealXGear Fogger does nothing more and nothing less than spray mist in your general direction. Fill it up. Point it at you. Let it work. Evaporation will take it from there.
Just sit still. Get misted. Cool off. Simple? Yeah. Obvious? Maybe. Anybody got a better idea? We didn’t think so.
