Bluetooth Speaker with Radio & Lights

  • This thing’s got a 4" woofer, and no, we’re not talking about a newborn dachshund.
  • It also has a mic input, and flashing blue, green, and red LED disco lights, for when you need to kick things up a notch!
  • But, like, it can also just be used like any other bluetooth speaker, if you prefer to kick things into a more standard/chill notch.
  • Choose between two colors (of the actual speakers, not the flashing lights).
  • Model: PBX-2, which is also what I call my extreme peanut butter supplement.
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The Dinner Party: A Dialogue

-Shall I play some music, while we eat dinner?
-It depends. What will you use to play it?
-Our QFX Bluetooth Party Speaker, of course.
-Oh no, that won’t work. I’m not in the mood to entertain tonight.
-But you won’t have to. We’re just playing music while we eat.
-But it’s a party speaker, and we’re eating dinner. Hence, it’s a dinner party.
-No, that’s not how that it works.
-So this isn’t dinner?
-Yes, it is dinner.
-And that speaker isn’t a bluetooth party speaker? With a microphone input and flashing LED lights?
-We don’t have to use the lights or the input.
-Answer the question.
-I refuse.
-Honey?
-Fine. Yes. It is a party speaker, technically.
-So we have agreed on the terms “dinner” and “party.”
-You’re being ridiculous.
-Am I? What do you think, Dale? Am I being unreasonable in any way?
-Nah, dis ain’t unreasonable at all.
-Dale! When did you get here?
-I’rrived jus a few minutes ago, for da dinner party.
-See?
-Wha’am I suppose be lookin’ at?
-Not you, Dale.
-Sorry.
-So do you, do you see what I was talking about?
-I haven’t been able to see much at all, to be honest. Not since the surgery.
-No, not you either, Florence.
-Florence is here?
-You think I’m comin’ to da dinner party an’ leavin’ my wife at home?
-I can’t be left alone at home. Not since the surgery.
-What surgery are we talking about?
-I had my wisdom teeth removed.
-And you can’t see?
-The dentist was not very good.
-I’ll have you know I’ve won awards for my dentistry!
-You invited m’wife’s crumb-ball dentist to the dinner party?
-It’s not a dinner party. It’s just dinner with music played through a QFX party speaker.
-It is a dinner party.
-I don’t hear any music.
-Let me guess, not since the surgery?
-No! I’m the dentist!
-Sorry, doctor.
-But I also can’t hear no music. Not since the surgery.
-Sorry, Florence.
-That was Dale. We did twin wisdom teeth surgeries, same day, same dentist.
-Maybe we can’t hear music because I haven’t put it on.
-What’s for dinner, anyway? Not that I can eat it, after my surgery.
-Now, was that Dale or Florence?
-It was the dentist again! I’m too exhausted to eat, from all the oral surgery I’ve been doing!
-How do we end this conversation?
-I think we just stop talking.
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