Pure Enrichment 2-in-1 Deep Tissue Percussion Massager With Infrared Therapy
- What torture device is this?
- What terrible bully of the body have we unleashed?
- Model: T4K3-4-M455463
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
Climbing down the ladder, back into the guest bedroom, you find everything is in order.
Which is, in and of itself, terrifying.
Because remember: you cast the blanket off the bed. So, while you were just upstairs in the attic, the creature was lurking down here. Why did it not come find you in the attic, you wonder?
That’s when you notice the dresser drawer is open. You tip toe to it, fearing something might leap out. But what you see is even more chilling. A deep tissue percussion massager.
Clearly, it didn’t chase you into the attic because it has other plans for you. It needs to prepare you first, make sure you’re nice and tender.
It’s time to find a way out of this house. FOR GOOD!
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Pure Enrichment 2-in-1 Deep Tissue Percussion Massager With Infrared Therapy 15
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Meh Halloween 2019 25
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Monster you'd most like to have as a member of your book club. (tell us why in the comments, please) 65
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The Philatelists won the World Series! 5 -
it's a Monster Mehsh! 96 -
Uh oh. A Monster Meh-rathon. Just noticed Also, I smashed up my thumb 15 -
The Nationals Won the World Series 24 -
Meh Faces 20