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ProNoir Automatic U-Shaped Sonic Toothbrush with LED Whitening

  • Brush all the teeth at once
  • LED whitening light can be used with or without gel
  • Model: T33TH-H15-0WN
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Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!

The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!

One of our RoboCrawlers found another dental health product. This one was more complicated than the last. It was U-shaped and featured LED lights for whitening. For those who might confused by this, LEDs were the lights the proceeded the super-LED lights, which preceded the QRT-lights, which preceded the Enormous Bright-Ass Orb, which is of course what was used until about 50 years ago when Professor Blempton discovered a way to solve darkness for good.

So far today...

  • 90713 of you visited.
  • 48% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
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  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 10 of these.
  • We sold out at 3:42am.
  • That’s $209 total.
  • (including shipping)

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