Post-Party Kit
- Everything you need to survive after a party (not to survive an afterparty)
- The 4 disposable breathalyzers will let you drive home with confidence, or take a Lyft with confidence
- The 2 diffuser water bottles can make flavored water, but you should probably chug a couple “plain” waters right when you get home
- In case that doesn’t hydrate the dog that bit you, the 2 pairs of sunglasses will mitigate any light-related head splitting
- Sorry, no candy corn (though we thought about including them as earplugs)
- Model: PPK_UNGGHHH (It’s our post-party kit and we can model number it how we want to)
Party Suite User Manual V3.4a
Provided by the Xi’an County Party Supply Co., Ltd.
Machine system company translation
Step 1: Enjoy the party
Step 2: Use a disposable ventilator to determine if you have drunk too much to drive home. Crystal will change color according to your blood alcohol level
Step 3: You are drunk and do not drive home If you can sleep in their unused bedding, please politely ask your master. Thank you very much for your host
Step 4: Put the water bottle (included) into the water and then drink water
Step 5: Once again the water bottle filled with water, drink again
Step 6: Water again into the water and drink again
Step 7: Sleep happy
Step 8: Wake up and find the harsh light that hurts your brain’s sun. Caution against the sun with a severe condemnation (not included)
Step 9: Wear sunglasses (included) to relieve brain pain
Step 10: The last time to the water bottle filled with water, and finally drink water
Step 11: See the sun acquiescence your harsh warning
Step 12: Use a clean cloth (not included) to clean your master’s dishes in good faith
Step 13: Put the veil (not included) on your face to avoid shame
Step 14: Participate in the other party
Step 15: Enjoy the party
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