Pick-Your-2-Pack: Quick and Cool Handheld Fan, Flashlight & Power Bank
Nightmare Scenario: a back-to-school Meh-rathon
You are in biology class, dissecting a suckling pig.
But you’re hot. Very, very hot. Even your handheld fan can’t help you.
You keep sweating into the pig.
“Talk about salt in the wounds, amirite?”
You turn to your lab partner to see how they’ve taken the joke. The person sitting next to you is Brandon Flowers, lead singer of the band The Killers.
He just shakes his head.
You wake in a panic.
You’ll have weird school-related nightmares your whole life. Braving the crowds to do some back-to-school shopping doesn’t have to be one of them. Stick around all day for deals tangentially related to the start of the school year!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
