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Pick Your 2-Pack: Philips Multi Chopper with Chop Drop

KOGO (Keep One, Gift One), seems like a nice white elephant
Veggies go in, chopped veggies come out
Will deal with things such as meat, nuts, herbs, chocolate, and more
(We wouldn’t put them all in at the same time, if we were you)
Two functions: coarse and fine

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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a pick your 2-Pack of Philips Multi Choppers with Chop Drop. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Of course, these earbuds are going to tell you about their “precision engineered 6mm drivers” or how they offer “powerful and Skip-Free audio.” They’ll talk about their lightweight design and how they’ve got ground-breaking customizability thanks to different sized tips, as if the market is flooded with 5 pound earbuds made of uncompromising stone.

But let’s be real here: these earbuds are cheap as fuck, and thus, the real most important feature they offer is freedom.

Sure, you could say “you get what you pay for,” or “it’s good to splurge once in a while and really treat yourself.” But if I’ve learned one thing about earbuds over the year it’s that they have a life-expectancy somewhere not too far north of carnival gold fish. Once, I splurged on a $70 pair that lasted almost three years. I thought I’d cracked the code, so when they finally died, I got another pair of the same exact model. Those lasted three months.

Of course, I probably could’ve taken better care of them. Maybe I could’ve been more careful about not getting them wet, or tangled, or not wearing them for super sweaty summer jogs. But when I buy earbuds, I don’t want to have to think much about them. I don’t want the pressure of what amounts to basically super-low grade parenting, wherein I need to assess each situation in terms of whether or not it is earbud-appropriate. I just want to listen to basketball podcasts while I walk my dog, even if that walk happens to occur in the rain.

That’s what I mean by “freedom.” With cheap earbuds, you get the freedom to say, “Eh, screw it.” Because if you accidentally mess them up after just a few months of use, who really cares? You’re only out 2-3 tacos worth of money. Not to mention, since this is two-pack, you’ve already got your next pair lined up. That’s called efficiency.

Or is it efficiently dealing with your own inefficiency? Eh, for $12, let’s not think too hard about this…

Pick Your 2-Pack: Philips Multi Chopper with Chop Drop

A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

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