Pick Your 2 Pack: InstaCharge 4000 mAh Suction Cup Power Banks with Ring Stand

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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a Pick your 2-pack of InstaCharge 4000 mAh Suction Cup Power Banks with Ring Stand. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Every generation must learn this lesson anew. Geraldo Rivera taught us in the '80s. reddit taught us last year. After all the anticipation, the fevered hopes, the wild speculation, the safe is always empty.

These safes are empty, too, until you put something in them. Maybe it’ll be something of actual value, although unless you bolt it to the floor, a thief could just carry the whole safe off and crack it in private, possibly sharing the whole process with thousands of Internet voyeurs around the world. Still, that’s probably enough of a deterrent to tip the scale toward “not worth the hassle” for your typical B&E goon. Petty criminals are not generally known for their patience, diligence, or tolerance of delayed gratification.

Or maybe it’ll be something of no value, to throw the bad guys off the trail of your real treasures. While those dumb crooks are hauling this bulky honeypot out the window, your McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces and 1997 Entertainment Weekly Collector’s Edition Yearbook will nestle safely under your mattress.

Maybe it’ll be a gun, which we are not even going to joke about because we want to be utterly clear: guns should be locked up, especially if children are ever, EVER in your house.

But if you really want to be a hero, stock one of these safes with items of low monetary but high storytelling value. An obviously doctored passport. Newspaper clippings with random words underlined. A vial labeled BIOHAZARD - HIGHLY INFECTIOUS VIRUS. As long as it fires the imagination of those future redditors, the time and effort of cracking it open will be amply rewarded. And you’ll be hoaxing the Internet from beyond the grave. How rad is that?

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