Pick-Your-2-Pack: Exhart Gnomes
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Our Take
- They protect your garden
- And by ‘protect’ we mean ‘look silly in’
- The IRK is right over here
The Fool's Errand: an April Meh-rathon
“Under where?” Bob said. Without thinking, he looked up.
“What?” his wife said on the phone. “Did you say underwear?”
“You asked what I’m eating under there,” Bob said. “And I said, ‘under where,’ because I was confused about what exactly you were referring to.”
Stick around for more deals and more dispatches from Bob’s very uneventful day.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
