Pick-Your-2-Pack: Animal Masks
The Medi-Oscars
“What’s that?” whispered Eddie.
“Remember how they always thought there wasn’t a way to kill a toon?” replied Santino.
“Yeah.”
At the back of the wagon, Doom pulled the lid off a metal barrel, revealing a toxic green liquid. “Well Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzine. He calls it the Dip.”
“I’ll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant,” declares the Judge as he lowers the purple troll into the vat. “Then I’ll try him, convict him, and execute him.“
Santino turns away, unable to watch. Eddie looks on, like a car wreck you can’t take your eyes off of.
Suddenly, the Judge withdraws, supposed toon still in hand, dripping Dip onto the concrete floor. He regards the troll with confusion, as does the rest of the warehouse.
“I don’t understand… how are you still alive?” he says with incredulity, dropping a sopping Irk onto the ground.
“Because I ain’t a toon, jackass.” Irk turned to the investigators standing nearby. “Anybody got a towel?”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
