On the run..
19I’ve been done dirty, I should have known he was in on it. I blew my cover when I asked for the rest of the day off. He said “HR was coming to speak to me”, that is when I knew I needed to get out. Now I’m on the run… roughing it. Just me and my company laptop. Oh and a handful of dairy creamers from the coffee machine and some salt packets and 3 paper napkins left over from Taco Bell. I’ve never been on the run before but I think this is all I need.
They’ll never find me in the field out back.
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Bye-bye. Um, who are you again?
@Barney Yes, yes exactly you don’t know me.
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No rubber bands or paper clips? You NEED them!!!
@tinamarie1974 What for? A tiny crossbow perhaps for hunting?
@Targaryen or a bomb! MacGyver always had paper clips and rubber bands!!!
@ targaryen @tinamarie1974 and a thermos…Steve Martin had his thermos in The Jerk.
@tinamarie1974 I think I saw him blow up a machine robot once.
@cbilyak @tinamarie1974 The Thermos Song!
Should have taken a marker with you to draw a moustache on with. That would have been a perfect disguise.
@Pony Damn, maybe if I take my glasses off they won’t know.
You can come here, we will play fetch!!! I will even share my chew bone!
@CharlieDoggo
suuuuure the BACK field. That’s just where you want them to look for you, not in the front hiding behind that light post
@mbersiam
you have taco bell napkins, but no packets of taco bell hot sauce. do you even know HOW to be on the run??
@carl669 Would the sauce make the napkins taste better?
@Targaryen a true runner would know to eat the entire sauce packet, thus avoiding the need for napkins entirely.
@carl669 writes eat sauce packet on notes
Don’t forget the Post-It Notes. Handy disguise.
@heartny It’s like an office ghillie suit.
Don’t forget to send me memes
@SpoopySkeleton you know it
And the county judge,
who held a grudge
will search forever more…
@caramelarrow
@narfcake dammit I’ve been found!
If you can make it to the Taco Bell parking lot I can clear out some room in the trunk between the speaker box and the…well you know.
Nice
@yakkoTDI I’m inside the trash can.
Just throw some tissues around your desk and cough/sniffle any time you hear somebody coming, nobody will approach you
@lichme I could probably put it on a recording.
Nice so cool[]
@boywolfd
Trackr Pixels will be your down fall - or maybe not…
@djames85 It’s funny I do have one in my bag that I never us… dammit!
@djames85 @Targaryen Shoulda got an iPhone, it wouldn’t have paired, just sayin’…
@djames85 @werehatrack I think it was a trial so we could play with the app but I never did.
Put everything in an IRK bag or hide yourself in the IRK bag. HR wouldn’t look at the pile of junk.