Philips Multi Chopper with Chop Drop

  • Like a chopping robot
  • Really cuts (eh?) down on prep time
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Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

January 3rd, 2057

The King exposed will complete the slaughter,
After having discovered his origin:
Torrent to open the tomb of marble and lead,
Of a great Roman who will rise from the dead,
And say, “Get out of my house, asshole.”

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