Philips Multi Chopper with Chop Drop
- Like a chopping robot
- Really cuts (eh?) down on prep time
THE ORACULUM
Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.
January 3rd, 2057
The King exposed will complete the slaughter,
After having discovered his origin:
Torrent to open the tomb of marble and lead,
Of a great Roman who will rise from the dead,
And say, “Get out of my house, asshole.”