Turn your cell phone into a landline.

And if you’re wondering “why would anyone want to do that?”, you obviously lack the vision of Panasonic. They created this four-handset Link2Cell system, which “links 2 cell” phones for a landline-like experience without having an actual landline, because they know some people out there want to:

• Talk on the phone while your cell phone is charging
• Talk on the phone while your cell phone is playing music
• Talk on the phone while your cell phone is holding up the short leg on a wobbly table
• Talk on the phone in quadraphonic four-directional sound
• Play Trivia Crack while you’re talking on the phone
• Text an order to your crack dealer while you’re talking on the phone
• Talk on the phone while your cell phone is playing a heartbreaking slideshow of nostalgic moments with the love of your life who’s currently breaking up with you on the phone
• Talk on your mobile line in the bath, because who gives a shit if the cheap cordless phone falls in the water, you’ve got four of them now
• Get app alerts on a cordless handset, like you live in some kind of alternate timeline where landline phones became smartphones (and also everybody hates chocolate and Hitler was a girl)
• Use as much Bluetooth as possible in the assumption that exposure to the rays will give you super powers
• Reenact that scene from Friends season 2 episode 2, “The One with the Breast Milk,” where Monica answers the cordless phone and doesn’t want Rachel to know it’s her new friend Julie, so she winds up saying “Hi, Jew”
• Sext while you’re ordering a pizza

And we haven’t even touched the baby monitor mode, the call blocking, the one-touch voicemail, or the fact that you can use this as a landline phone if you have a landline. Oh, wait, now we have, so we can stop thinking up new ways to say “this turns your cell phone line into a landline.” Whew!