OXO Good Grips Pro 10-Piece Cookware Set
- Incredible heat conduction and scratch resistance
- Three-layer, German-engineered non-stick coating
- Probably make that frying pan noise when you hit a burglar
- Don’t forget the IRK!
I Have A BS In BS
“Back to School” sales, huh? Honestly, anything could be considered school-related if we come up with convincing-enough BS, right? C’mon, it’ll be fun! We’ll do it just like all those essays we did on books we never even read past the back cover!
Pots and pans to replace the old ones in the Home Economics room.
It’s not that the old set were bad or anything. They just got real messed up when a bunch of kids were comically bad at cooking, you know? Some boys who were supposed to sign up for one elective but, WOAH, whoopsie, they’re in Home Economics now! They burnt the water, isn’t that FUNNY.
A stuck-up girl who was really into cooking made fun of them for being so bad, so they started throwing food at each other, and then it became this whole food fight, and the teacher got hit by a pie in the FACE. Then a bunch of things caught on FIRE and everyone ran out of the room! How WACKY.
