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Outdoor Tech Kodiak Power Station 100

  • They say, in the center of the wilderness is a great terrifying power
  • Because they brought it there, obviously
  • It’ll charge all sorts of stuff
  • Model: T00-MUCH-P0W3R
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It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

Huddled in the corner of the attic, you can hear whatever it that lives in this house roaming the rooms downstairs. You check your phone again. On the one side, the red battery. On the other, just as you expected: only two bars of service.

Wait… TWO BARS OF SERVICE?

You haven’t had any all night! Now, though, you don’t know who to call: your parents? A friend? You waffle, but decided on neither, opting instead for those 3 faithful numbers.

Only problem is, you get as far as ‘9-1’ before the phone screen flickers and dies. Leaving you in darkness.

You wish you had something to charge it with, but in the pitch black, your hand only grazes a large block. And what are the chances that whatever it is has anything to do with power? You leave it and begin crawling back into the middle of the attic.

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