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Oregon Scientific Talking Alarm Clock

  • Spectacular! Huge orange-on-black numerals show time, day, and date, and also project onto the ceiling
  • Wow! Spoken voice announces time, day, and date in your choice of English, French, German, Spanish, or Italian
  • Crescendo alarm can crank up to an ear-splitting 100dB. Can you believe it?!
  • Model: EC101
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OMG! SELLING FAST! ONE DAY ONLY!

Maybe you think regular old alarm clocks are just fine. But they’re missing one thing, one important thing, one thing that will probably make these sell out by the time you read this:

SHOWMANSHIP!

Any clock can buzz, bleep, or ding. This Oregon Scientific alarm clock puts on a show! Time, day, and date projected in lights on the ceiling - and spoken in five languages! It’s a high-octane thrill-a-minute all-screaming all-dancing wake-up extravaganza!

You’ll OOOH! when that 100dB crescendo alarm belts it out to the cheap seats! You’ll AAAH! at the gigantoid LCD orange-on-black numerals! You’ll HUH? when a mistaken language setting on the spoken voice makes you think you’re waking up in Tijuana or Monte Carlo!

Wake-up time is showtime with the stunning spectacle of this Oregon Scientific alarm clock! There’s no more entertaining way to start another dreary, shitty day!

BUY IT NOW!

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