One Pair of Handerpants with Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Our Take
- You never know
- Sometimes you’ve got to go
- And you don’t want it to show
- Also your hands are naked, show some decency
The Medi-Oscars
Ripley picked up Jones. The two sole survivors of the Nostromo.
She cradled the cat in her arms while she walked over to the stasis pod, unsealing the hatch. As it opened, she sat for a moment, took in the silence, and simply pet him, lost in thought. Apparently for too long, as Jones gradually became annoyed and fussed.
“Okay, alright, it’s nice to see you too.” She picked him up once more, hugged him close and attempted to placate him, before gently lowering him into the pod.
Jonesy shrieked and leapt away as a periwinkle thing with horns and pointed ears sat up in the pod, yawned, and complained, “Some people are trying to sleep here,” before lying back down.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
