Olympia USA 3-Piece Hardside Spinner Luggage Set
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Our Take
- Patented hidden compartment for your laptop and other things
- A variety of stylish options and colors
- All hard-sided
- All with 3 bags: a small one (22"), a medium one (26"), and a big one (30")
- Can they make a margarita: Nope, but they can look nice sitting next to you at the cantina in Terminal 2
You Wheel Me Right Round, Baby
Thank you for choosing Mehlta Airlines!
Your selected flight is:
Baltimore/Washington (BWI) 
Philadelphia (PHL)
(4h23m layover in SFO)
Please select your ticketing option:
Sub-Basic Non-Economy - $950
carry-on
personal item
items in pockets
seat choice
seat in airplane
first row seat in airport to watch flight take off
Sub-Basic Economy - $2500
carry-on
personal item
items in pockets
seat choice
seat in airplane
arm rest usage
Basic Economy - $3900
carry-on
personal item
items in pockets
seat choice
seat in airplane
arm rest usage (45 minutes complementary)
flight attendant eye contact (withering)
flight attendant eye contact (kind)
Economy - $28,187
carry-on
personal item
items in pockets
seat choice
seat in airplane
arm rest usage (49 minutes complementary)
flight attendant eye contact (kind)
spit on someone from Sub-Basic Economy
Olympia USA 3-piece Luggage Set - $130
available in Aries or Shadow styles and a variety of colors
carry-on-sized bag
full-sized bag
in-between-sized bag
hard-sided
plane ticket
just some bags
filled with caviar
Pack & Go Easy
Your “Throw It In and Go” Bag.
Not every trip calls for a 3-piece spinner set. Sometimes you just need a solid duffel that holds the essentials and doesn’t complain. The Hex Aspect Duffel is just that: water-resistant, durable, and roomy enough to stash clothes, gear, or a week’s worth of “I’ll figure it out when I get there.” With a double handle, shoulder strap, and zippered pockets, it’s as no-nonsense as travel gets.
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