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Olympia Provisions Summer Sausages (1.5lb) and 27-Pieces of Pepperettes

  • The sausage is mildly spiced with garlic and mustard and then dipped in wax so you know it’s classy
  • Includes 9 x Pepperettes (little smoked pork sticks) packages including flavors “Petite Pierre” (juniper and sea salt), Kleine Schweine (caraway and coriander), and Flaco Paco (paprika and garlic)
  • Also includes 2 x 12oz Summer Sausages
  • IN OTHER WORDS, IT INCLUDES - 2 Big Sausages, and 27 Little Sausages (a real sausage fest).
  • Great for a picnic
  • Also great for eating straight out of the bag as soon as they arrive
  • Model: do you really want your meat to have a model number?
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You Never Sausage A Sale

In honor of this Olympia Provisions sale (featuring 1.5 pounds of summer sausage and 27 pepperettes) and “Cheese Tees” (two inspirational cheese-related designs currently for sale on Mediocritee), we present:

A Ridiculously Cheesy Cheese Joke

Thus concludes:

A Ridiculously Cheesy Cheese Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 61997 of you visited.
  • 50% on a phone, 3% on a tablet.
  • 4004 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 412 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $16567 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

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