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Olympia Provisions Summer Sausages (1.5lb) and 27-Pieces of Pepperettes
- The sausage is mildly spiced with garlic and mustard and then dipped in wax so you know it’s classy
- Includes 9 x Pepperettes (little smoked pork sticks) packages including flavors “Petite Pierre” (juniper and sea salt), Kleine Schweine (caraway and coriander), and Flaco Paco (paprika and garlic)
- Also includes 2 x 12oz Summer Sausages
- IN OTHER WORDS, IT INCLUDES - 2 Big Sausages, and 27 Little Sausages (a real sausage fest).
- Great for a picnic
- Also great for eating straight out of the bag as soon as they arrive
- Model: do you really want your meat to have a model number?
You Never Sausage A Sale
In honor of this Olympia Provisions sale (featuring 1.5 pounds of summer sausage and 27 pepperettes) and “Cheese Tees” (two inspirational cheese-related designs currently for sale on Mediocritee), we present:
A Ridiculously Cheesy Cheese Joke
Thus concludes:
A Ridiculously Cheesy Cheese Joke
And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!