Okaysou Airmax True HEPA 8L and 10L Air Purifiers
Our Take
- The air in your house is gross
- These will make it less gross
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
SADIE
Roy. There’s something I should tell you.
ROY
No, Sadie. Don’t argue. Please. I know that sounds drastic, but you have to trust me. And honestly, it might be nice, right? No work, no obligations, just the two of us!
SADIE steps closer to ROY.
SADIE
But Roy, that’s what I wanted to say. It won’t be the two of us.
SADIE takes ROY’s hand and holds it to her stomach.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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