Ninja Foodi 9-in-1 6.5-Quart Multicooker
- Pressure cook, air fry, make things crispy
- Evenly cooks frozen food from the inside out
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Ninja Foodi 9-in-1 6.5-Quart Multicooker!“
“Is it defective?”
“What do you mean?"
"I can clearly see it.”
“Why wouldn’t you?”
“Well, aren’t ninjas supposed to be, I don’t know, stealthy?”
“It’s a multicooker.”
“Ah, the hiding-in-plain-sight type then.”
“It’s just a multicooker.”
“Is that its cover so that it can more easily spy and spread subterfuge in a feudal Japanese court?”
“It’s literally just a multicooker.”