MyWarm 3-in-1 Heated Sherpa Blanket, Cape and Pillow

  • Can be a blanket
  • Can be a pillow
  • Either way—hot
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: think of spooning, except it’s like the spoons just came out of the hot dishwasher
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon

Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.

When they were together, bodies intertwined, it was like their passion ignited a heat beyond what two humans should be able to naturally produce.

Oh damn, the blanket just plugs in, huh? Still cool.

So far today...

  • 462338 of you visited.
  • 29% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 314 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 50 of these.
  • We sold out at 12:32pm.
  • That’s $1408 total.
  • (including shipping)

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