Mr. Halloween 5.875" LED Mercury Glass Gnomes 2-Piece Set with 6-Hour Timer
Our Take
- Fun gnomes!
- To be clear: these are not the ones that are smoking pot (that’ll come later)
- This way to the IRK
Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon
“These glass gnomes have a six-hour timer,” said Mr. Tether as he handed them to a trick-or-treater. “That means they can glow all the way through the first half of a Ken Burns documentary!”
“Who’s Ken Burns?” asked the boy.
“He’s a man with a nice voice who talks on television about things that happened,” said Mr. Tether.
“What kind of things?” asked the boy.
“All the things,” said Mr. Tether.
Follow along all day for great deals on products you could (technically) hand out on Halloween!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

