Mr. Halloween 5.875" LED Mercury Glass Gnomes 2-Piece Set with 6-Hour Timer

  • Fun gnomes!
  • To be clear: these are not the ones that are smoking pot (that’ll come later)
  • This way to the IRK
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Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon

“These glass gnomes have a six-hour timer,” said Mr. Tether as he handed them to a trick-or-treater. “That means they can glow all the way through the first half of a Ken Burns documentary!”

“Who’s Ken Burns?” asked the boy.

“He’s a man with a nice voice who talks on television about things that happened,” said Mr. Tether.

“What kind of things?” asked the boy.

“All the things,” said Mr. Tether.

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