How a Sale Becomes a Deal

I’m just a sale, yes, I’m only a saleI’m sitting here ‘cause last time we failedYes, it’s a long long journey to sell out completelyIt’s a long long wait for Meh to repeat meBut I hope I’ll be a deal todayAt least I hope and pray I’ll prevail’Cuz if I don’t sell out, I’m still a sale*Gee, sale, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.Don’t forget my UV-C sanitizing light and 600W motor! And my price is ridiculous! That’s how come people loved me last time I was here. But the law of @Snapster says that’s not good enough. Nothing is really a “deal” until it’s so irresistible it sells out. So I’ll remain just a regular old sale until my quantity is completely gone.I’m just a sale, yes, I’m only a saleChasing the “sold out” Holy GrailNow I’m back on the front page and I’ll sit here and waitWhile the community members discuss and debateWhether they should buy or bailI hope and pray that they’ll payOr today I will stay just a saleListen to those Meh customers argue! Is all that discussion and debate about you?*Yeah! I’m one of the lucky ones. I sold pretty well my first time around. Some never even get this close to selling out. I hope they report on me favorably, otherwise I may die.*Die? Kind of a downer for a kids’ cartoon.*You think it’s tough hearing about it? Try living it. I don’t want to end up in no Fuku bags!*It’s not easy to become a deal, is it?*No, I’m just a sale, yes, I’m only a saleAnd that is all I’ll be 'til the dayWhen we sell every unit of me availableThen and only then will I be ableTo call myself a really good dealAnd I hope and pray that todayWe’ll sell out and I can say"I’m a deal!"