Moneual Rydis UV-C Vacuum Cleaner
- Model: Rydis U60
- Model: Rydis U60 Pro
- Why should carpets have all the fun? Handheld vac cleans furniture, mattresses, clothes… maybe hair?
- No, don’t clean your hair with it
- UV-C light murders microbes at twice the rate of normal vacs
- Ear-shattering 600W motor needs to be plugged in while in use, so it’s not cordless or quiet
- Pro model has an auto-shutoff handle sensor and some lavender-scented air
How a Sale Becomes a Deal
I’m just a sale, yes, I’m only a sale
I’m sitting here 'cause last time we failed
Yes, it’s a long long journey to sell out completely
It’s a long long wait for Meh to repeat me
But I hope I’ll be a deal today
At least I hope and pray I’ll prevail
'Cuz if I don’t sell out, I’m still a sale
Gee, sale, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.
Don’t forget my UV-C sanitizing light and 600W motor! And my price is ridiculous! That’s how come people loved me last time I was here. But the law of @Snapster says that’s not good enough. Nothing is really a “deal” until it’s so irresistible it sells out. So I’ll remain just a regular old sale until my quantity is completely gone.
I’m just a sale, yes, I’m only a sale
Chasing the “sold out” Holy Grail
Now I’m back on the front page and I’ll sit here and wait
While the community members discuss and debate
Whether they should buy or bail
I hope and pray that they’ll pay
Or today I will stay just a sale
Listen to those Meh customers argue! Is all that discussion and debate about you?
Yeah! I’m one of the lucky ones. I sold pretty well my first time around. Some never even get this close to selling out. I hope they report on me favorably, otherwise I may die.
Die? Kind of a downer for a kids’ cartoon.
You think it’s tough hearing about it? Try living it. I don’t want to end up in no Fuku bags!
It’s not easy to become a deal, is it?
No, I’m just a sale, yes, I’m only a sale
And that is all I’ll be 'til the day
When we sell every unit of me available
Then and only then will I be able
To call myself a really good deal
And I hope and pray that today
We’ll sell out and I can say
“I’m a deal!”
