Mobility Wall Chizl Handheld Muscle Relaxer

  • It’ll help you work out aches and pains
  • Not a muscle relaxant (we got in trouble when we sold those)
  • This way to the IRK
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Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon

The trick-or-treaters were confused after Mr. Muller gave them each a Mobility Wall Muscle Relaxer in lieu of candy.

“So you say this thing is for fighting monsters?” one said.

“Exactly,” said Mr. Muller. “It’s for fighting the monster known as the aches and pains of middle age.”

Follow along all day for great deals on products you could (technically) hand out on Halloween!

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  • 189282 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
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  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 36 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $360 total.
  • (including shipping)

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