MinxNY Speckled Wool Knee-high Boot Socks with Rose Detail
- Ladies and gentlemen
- Take my advice
- Pull down your pants
- And slide on the ice
- (But wear stockings with a rose on them for sure.)
The Foot(?)-rathon(???)
Drink plenty of water, because we’re taking you through 26.2 miles of deals. It’s a marathon. It’s a meh-rathon. But mostly, it’s about your feet.
Do you get it yet?
We’re trying to make your socks cool. Your socks are boring…but they could be cool…but your socks are boring.
We’ve hit you with hamburger socks and bow tie stockings and something about virgin sheep wool.
Let us send you knee-high boot socks with a freakin’ rose on the side already!