The Foot(?)-rathon(???)

Drink plenty of water, because we’re taking you through 26.2 miles of deals. It’s a marathon. It’s a meh-rathon. But mostly, it’s about your feet.

Here at Meh, we have no chill.

Yeah, sure…it seems like there is an abundance of chill, with our “meh” attitude and our “meh” product descriptions, but behind that slacker demeanor are a whole bunch of people who are damn near 10 or so metaphorical miles into a foot-related deal marathon who are completely nerding out over stringing together this many podiatric bargains all in one place.

You know what else could have no chill? Your stocking-clad legs.

You could even have a little ruffley ribbon on top.