Meh Unisex Short Raglan Sleeve Shirts

  • Last call, people, last call!
  • Get 'em while the shirt press is hot!
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

August 19th, 2038

To the enemy, the enemy faith promised

Will not be kept, the captives retained:

One near death captured, and the remainder in their shirts,
The remainder damned for being supported.
I guess shirts are illegal now.

So far today...

  • 91570 of you visited.
  • 46% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 696 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 80 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $933 total.
  • (including shipping)

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