Meh Shirt.....and a Speaker Dock
- T-shirt not sold separately
- Speaker docks suck at the only two things they’re supposed to do (play music and charge your phone)
- Lightning connector only, which doesn’t help
- By taking possession of the speaker dock, you release Meh from all further responsiblity for the damn thing
- It’s American Apparel so buy a size up unless you’re a skeleton
- No, we already told you, you can’t just buy the t-shirt
It's not the deal you hear screaming.
반가워요 직구족 여러분! 우리가 물어보고 싶은게 있어요. 오른쪽 밑에 투표 항목을 봐주세요!
Today our speaker-dock experiment reaches its ultimate culmination, its apogee, its apotheosis. Or maybe it’s just one more Friday wasted to this dumb idea.
Either way, here’s what we’re looking at: your first chance since launch day to acquire legit Meh merch (mehrch? no, sorry, never mind). But to get it you have to buy a speaker dock - a despicable, squalid Bluetoothless speaker dock, which charges your iPhone or iPad and plays audio in the most cumbersome way possible. Forget using your phone while it’s charging. Forget easily scrolling through your music while you’re listening. Forget watching movies on the iPad, because it can only sit upright. Speaker docks are still pretty stupid.
What shameful depths will you reduce yourself to for a mere t-shirt? What degradations will you endure for a cloth scrap of the Meh magic? Beyond the shameful degrading depths of paying to advertise a for-profit company on your very body, we mean. It’s a merry dance to the Devil’s tune, a crapshoot rolled with the Devil’s dice, a BLT with the Devil’s mayonnaise.
Some Meh fans will swallow their pride and take the bargain. Some Meh fans will stay strong in the face of temptation, but always wonder what if…? Some Meh fans will say
“Uh, I like your store, but if you want me to wear your logo, you’re gonna have to pay me.” And some Meh fans, if we keep up this speaker dock crap, won’t be Meh fans anymore.
Satan, laughing, raises his bow. Who among you will dance?
