It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

Through the mud room, you find a small sitting room, and on the corner of one of the chairs hangs a bandana. This seems, to you, the perfect attire: a costume component of the many action movie heroes you looked up to in your youth. Perhaps if you put it on, some of their scripted bravery will be transferred to you.

You tie it around your head and confidence pulses through you. Sure, your car is on the side of a dark county road, and sure you’re not at the Halloween party with your friends, but at least you’re not stuck outside. The rain has increased to a downpour now, punctuated by the occasional flash of lightning.

In the corner of the sitting room you see a door. You head towards it.