Make Lemonade Zen Mixer Sound Machine with Night Light

  • 8 different noises
  • You can mix the noises together
  • Also provides some soothing lights
  • Can it make a margarita: No, and despite the brand name, it can’t even make lemonade!
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When Life Gives You Lemons

“What do you say we dial up some color, and I put a little cricket in your thunder?”

No, this isn’t a euphemism that’ll earn you a meeting with HR. It’s a thing you could say while using today’s product!

Or, well actually, if you talk like this, you very likely will end up taking some sort of webinar about appropriate workplace conversation, and let’s be honest, you’ll probably deserve it.

But you get what we’re saying, right?

Maybe not! Because we haven’t even begun to explain what this thing is.

Basically what we have here is a white noise machine. But not exactly. Because it does more than just white noise. It offers several varieties of calming noise and some soothing colors. What makes it especially cool is that you can actually mix the noises together.

You can dial up some crashing waves and some white noise, some chimes and some drums, or, as mentioned above, some cricket and some thunderstorms. (Although, question: is this something you’d experience in nature? I feel like I only ever hear crickets on clear nights. Is it just that the rain drowns them out? Genuinely curious.)

In other words, you can find the perfect noise to put you to sleep, or chill you out, or add some ambiance to a yoga session, or whatever.

Is all of this worth the 40ish bucks they’re charging for it on Amazon? It depends on how desperate you are to fall asleep to waves crashing with the subtle hint of a synth beat in the background. But probably not.

We, however, are offering it for $20. Which is an absolute steal! (And by ‘absolute steal,’ we mean ‘a totally appropriate and reasonable price.’)

So buy one, and mix up your white noise game.

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