Macwheel E9 Pro Electric Kids Scooter with LED Lighting
- Not quite as futuristic as a land speeder
- Almost as fun, though
- 5 miles per charge, up to 10 mph
- 132 lbs max rider weight
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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Darth Goofus had for a time billed himself as a Sith Assassin for hire. Based on surviving records, he actually appeared to have moderate success in this role. That is, until further investigation revealed many individuals alleging that he had both purchased dozens of fake positive reviews from a third-party service and managed to get sites to remove some the negative reviews.
As such, data on Darth Goofus’s personal kill count ranges broadly from as many as 200 to as few as 1.
