Limitless PowerPro 5-Device Charger & Surge Protector with Bonus Screen Cleaner
Our Take
- Charge several devices without fear of THE SURGE
- Also, clean some screens
- The IRK? It’s over yonder!
Feel the Love: a Vaguely Valentine's-Themed Meh-rathon
How to spice up your love life with a Limitless PowerPro 5-Device Charger & Surge Protector with Bonus Screen Cleaner
- Buy several burner phones.
- Charge them with this surge protector.
- Clean the screens with the screen cleaner to ensure precise typing.
- Text your beloved as if from a wrong number, saying, “I can’t wait to see you tonight.”
- Text a second later saying, “Oh my god, wrong number. Please delete this. It was for my lover.”
- Text from another phone: “Excuse me, but did my wife text this number recently?”
- Text from another phone: “Did my lover text this number? If so, what did she say? You can be the go-between. I fear her husband has used his connections to the FBI to track my texts to her.”
- Carry this on for a while.
- Watch as your beloved has fun at first but eventually gets annoyed by how complicated it all is.
- See, now they won’t be bored with their very normal relationship with you!
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Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
