Lifepro Plush Deep Tissue Hand Massager with Heat
- You stick your hand in the box
- Except with this box, there isn’t pain inside
- In this box there’s comfort
- In this box there’s pleasure
- Pleasure is the Mind-Thriller
- In the year 10,191 and boxes will cause pain, clearly a dystopian future
Gifts and Gift Alternatives: a Meh-rathon
You could give this as a gift. OR! You could give a box of snuff and a word of warning about oil futures.