Lifepro Plush Deep Tissue Hand Massager with Heat
Our Take
- You stick your hand in the box
- Except with this box, there isn’t pain inside
- In this box there’s comfort
- In this box there’s pleasure
- Pleasure is the Mind-Thriller
- In the year 10,191 and boxes will cause pain, clearly a dystopian future
Gifts and Gift Alternatives: a Meh-rathon
You could give this as a gift. OR! You could give a box of snuff and a word of warning about oil futures.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
