Lexibook Powerman Kid Educational Bilingual Robot
- This 16" robot can teach your kid about all sorts of stuff: Spanish, numbers, grammar, locations and more
- This robot can also dance to music, as well as memorize and reuse what you say thanks to karaoke mode
- Come up with an especially rad dance? Save the choreography!
- With Story Maker mode, you can create up to 10,000 stories
- It even shoots foam discs out of its mouth for some reason
- Short commercial for the Kid HERE
- Can it make margaritas: it’s a children’s toy, buddy
Ro-Bought
“Hey dude, thanks for having me over. How’s your summer break been?”
“Great! I’ve just been hanging out, playing with my new robot. Check it out!”
“That’s so awesome! What kind is it?”
“It’s a LEXiBOOK Powerman Kid. But I just call it Kid. It’s bilingual and programmed with all sorts of cool information so it can teach me about Spanish, numbers, locations, musical instruments, you name it. But I don’t feel like I’m in school. I feel like I’m just playing and having fun.”
“That’s wonderful. You know what’s funny is I also got a bilingual robot. Robo-Pablo, entra en la habitación.”
¡BUENOS DIAS MI AMIGO!
“Whoa! Jeez! How tall is Robo-Pablo? Like, eight feet?!”
“What was that? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the revving of Robo-Pablo’s V6 engine.”
“I was just asking how tall Robo-Pablo is.”
“Oh, he can answer that. Ask him yourself.”
“Robo-Pablo, how tall are you?”
“Dude, what are doing? He doesn’t understand English.”
“I thought you said he was bilingual.”
“Yeah, he speaks Spanish and the language of revenge.”
¡PAGARÁN POR LO QUE HICIERON!
“So, uhh, what else does he do?”
“What do you mean what else does it do? This is it. Are you saying your robot doesn’t spend all day plotting how to take down the Madridian mobsters who murdered its maker?”
“What? No! Like I said, it has a lot of knowledge to impart. But also, I can make it do fun dances, which my parents say is helping me learn to program. I can even add music and save my choreographies. And when we’re done with that, we can use Story Maker mode to tell stories together. With all the wacky choices, Max is capable of telling up to 10,000 stories! Can you believe that? But it’s not all educational stuff, either. It can also shoot foam disks and… I’m sorry, I’m feeling a little lightheaded.”
“Oh, that’s Robo-Pablo. Here, his exhaust pipe is retractable, so if you open the window, we can run it out there. That should help.”
“Alternative idea: What if Robo-Pablo actually waited outside while we play with Kid?”
“You know, that actually sounds pretty fun.”
¡ME VENGARÉ!
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