Laundry by Shelli Segal Lightweight Button-Up Pajama Shorts Set
- Made of premium featherweight micro material for comfort and breathability
- Perfect loungewear set for warmer and a little bit cooler day or night
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 129
“Apply stimulation only to normal, intact, clean, healthy skin.”
That’s a lot of qualifiers.
What if my normal skin is ragged, grimy, and leprous? Ever think about that, manual writer?
Yeah, that’s what I thought. NEXT.