KitchenAid 3-Piece Forged German Steel Essential Knife Set

  • Designed for ultimate comfort and easy handle control
  • Handle and blade are forged together
  • Dishwasher safe
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Headless monsters have had their time in the limelight. It’s time for another -less to shine. You’re wandering the woods near Sleepy Hollow on October night, and you hear hooves. A horse trots along the path, bearing a rider clothed in black. Tricorn hat dipped so that his face is obscured, he bounces in the saddle somewhat limply. Fear is growing inside you. The horse suddenly rears up, eyes glowing red and smoke billowing from its mouth. Then the rider falls off the back. His hellish stead runs away. Out of curiosity, you go to look at the fallen specter. He’s just lying there, dressed in his black 18th century garb. Only thing is he doesn’t seem to have… hands? The rider has no arms. It’s the armless horseman. As you stare down at the body, it suddenly bolts upright and proceeds to headbutt you.

@KoolHandJoe: “Both horrifying and hilarious… Headbutting Headless Hooligan Horseman!!.. funnier still if it immediately follows up the headbutt with a kick to the shins!”

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