Now's The Time

Maybe for some of you who live in super hot climates, this is the perfect time to buy some goofy yard games. Because we’re likely entering the season when you can spend a prolonged period of time outside without fear of heat stroke.

Others of you might have big, finished rooms in your basement, or large living areas allowing you to play novelty-sized versions of table games all winter long.

For a lot of us, though, the season of Yardzee and Yard Farkle has likely passed.

Which is why you should buy Giant Wooden Dice Set NOW!

First of all, as you can imagine, the changing of the seasons has something to do with how we’re able to offer this set for only about twenty bucks. It’s the same reason that winter coat you had your eye on in April has tripled in price, while the swimsuit you paid good money for in May is currently hanging on the clearance rack.

But that’s not the only reason now is the right time for such a purchase. See, we have this theory we’re gonna lay on you. It goes like this: you know how it’s dangerous to grocery shop when you’re hungry? Because You’re gonna go for eggs and half-and-half and return with a bunch of tortilla chips, spinach dip, and some new freakish amalgamation of peanut butter, chocolate, and whatever else was laying around the factory Reese’s has recently churned out?

Well, shopping for lawn games in the summer might be the same deal.

Think about it: it’s beautiful outside, the yard is mowed, and you are just deliriously desperate to make the most of the warm season. In other words, in the summer, you’re hangry for some fun. So you buy something like this, use it once, maybe twice. And then, just like many of those impulse-buy foodstuffs get pushed to the back of the fridge never to be heard from again, these goofy dice go into the attic, where they hang out for a few years until you foist them on some other fun-famished family at your big get-rid-of-all-this-garbage tag sale.

But now, as the fall ticks steadily towards winter, you’re clear-headed. You understand the goofiness of the product and the fact that it’s going spend a good chunk of the year just taking up space because this is that chunk of the year. In other words, you can make an informed purchasing decision. Which means if you do decide to buy this, it’s because you know you’re actually going to enjoy it all summer long.

Are there flaws in this logic? Very possibly. But you get what we’re saying, right?

Anyway, maybe buy some stupid big dice!