Jashen V16 350-Watt HEPA Cordless Stick Vacuum
- 26Kpa Powerful Suction
- 5-Stage High-Efficiency Filtration System
- 3 suction modes
- 40 minutes runtime
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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The one who would become Goofus had a tendency to peek inside a room, when he hoped no one was watching, before entering.
After quickly surveying its occupants and ducking out, the Sith apprentice was said to go through an ancient, ritualistic process of “psyching himself up.” This would include jogging in place for a few seconds, stretching his neck in a circle a few times, several deep breaths, positive affirmations, and a primal grunt. After all this, he would stomp inside with his chin held high, chest pushed out, and a some degree of Force manipulation making his garments billow impressively in a non-existent wind.
It is said that in actuality, no one was very impressed at all.
