iTouch Explorer 3 Smartwatch

  • Has the smartwatch features that matter
  • Skips the smartwatch features that don’t
  • Killer value for the money
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: give the gift of avoiding phone scrolling sometimes
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon

Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.

Person One: Sending a playful text with romantic leanings.

Person Two: Sees the text on their iTouch Explorer 3 Smartwatch but can’t figure out how to reply.

Person One: “I love it when they play it cool.”

Person Two: “No, seriously. How do I reply to these??”

(Important note: You can check your notifications. You can’t send messages. Because composing messages on a smartwatch is stupid and you should just take your phone out of your pocket.)

So far today...

  • 267843 of you visited.
  • 27% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 137 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 22 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $515 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

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