iTouch Explorer 3 Smartwatch
- Has the smartwatch features that matter
- Skips the smartwatch features that don’t
- Killer value for the money
- Why it works for Valentine’s Day: give the gift of avoiding phone scrolling sometimes
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon
Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.
Person One: Sending a playful text with romantic leanings.
Person Two: Sees the text on their iTouch Explorer 3 Smartwatch but can’t figure out how to reply.
Person One: “I love it when they play it cool.”
Person Two: “No, seriously. How do I reply to these??”
(Important note: You can check your notifications. You can’t send messages. Because composing messages on a smartwatch is stupid and you should just take your phone out of your pocket.)