Instant Regret Kit

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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is an Instant Regret Kit. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.


What’s better on a chilly autumn weekend than sprawling in a beanbag next to the register with a big stack of comics? We’re talking lots of comics. Almost too many for one sitting. Like, enough to where your enjoyment is tinged with a mild feeling of stress that you may not get through them.

Oh, and also they should be from all different titles and eras and storylines, so every time you open a new one, you’re completely lost as to what’s going on.

This state of bliss/anxiety can be yours with a big ol’ varied selection of four-color miscellany, comprising comics from the late ‘70s all the way up to the present.

Given the array of books in the mix, we can’t make too many specific guarantees about what you’ll get. We can tell you they’re all from DC and Marvel (sorry BADGER fans). And we can promise half your stack will be “top name” titles. These are your Super-, Bat-, X-, and Spider-Men, your Wonder Women, your Hulks of dubious credibility.

The rest of them could be anything.

You could get gritty ‘80s vigilante “The Revoker”. When a Toledo-area notary public failed to live up to his professional obligations, the ensuing delay cost Albert Butts his chance to buy in to an attractive investment opportunity. In the wake of this tragedy, Butts made it his mission to find every sub-standard notary in north-central Ohio and make him pay (in the form of reporting all observed shortcomings to county officials). Albert Butts is… THE REVOKER!

Or you could get “Steelhead and Char Lad”, gilled guardians of goodness, fighting evil wherever they find it in places accessible by waterway!

Or “Homeschool Heartache”, tales of the ardent but unrequited romances that bloom when poorly-socialized teens with strong, non-mainstream religious beliefs show up at their area high schools to take the SAT exam, make brief eye contact with their public school counterparts, and become hopelessly infatuated but never actually interact!

Or “The Dazzling Dung Beetle”, a mild-mannered sewage treatment plant worker who falls into a vat of irradiated beetle slurry while visiting GenLabs, a science corporation dedicated to beetle irradiation for reasons never made clear. He emerges with the proportional strength and keen olfactory senses of a dung beetle!

Or “The Nefarious Ninety-Four”, a short-lived series about a villainous supergroup made up of Dung Beetle’s 94 deadliest foes working together, which turns out to be too many deadly foes on one team, because you can’t keep them all straight, and the panel layouts are incomprehensibly cluttered!

Or, if not these — and probably not, because we think we made them up — then several equally goofy titles. Happy reading, and exseltzerwater, true believers!

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