Instant Regret Kit

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Mayor Werewolf: A Spooktacular Meh-rathon

Darren Hamsworth laughed. “Well, congratulations!”

“Look, Dale,” Henry said, from the cage, now the only safe person among them. “If I had known there would be an implant, I never would’ve–”

“It’s okay, Henry,” Dale said. “Because there’s one thing stronger than an implant that controls the mind of a werewolf.”

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