Instant Regret Kit

  • Just the worst stuff
  • Seriously, no one wants it
  • But… you do?
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A Very Foolish Meh-rathon

This might be just a normal IRK.

Then again, it’s April Fools’ Day, so it’s possible that Joe from the warehouse decided to fill these with GOLD COINS!

You know, the kind where it’s gold foil wrapped around a disk of chocolate.

And then, at the center of the chocolate is a layer of ACTUAL GOLD!

(That you can use to pay for the dental procedures you’ll need after chomping down hard on some unseen gold.)

So far today...

  • 69131 of you visited.
  • 45% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 454 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 181 of these.
  • We sold out at 11pm.
  • That’s $1116 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?