Instant Regret Kit
Joe-rathon!
Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)
One time, we got a bunch of smart lights into the warehouse. Only, the buyer got it wrong. They weren’t your standard smart lights that hook up to Alexa or whatever. Instead, they were lights with Masters degrees. Barely ever turn on, but have a lot to say about Foucault. Anyway, those might be in this IRK.
Or it might be the normal garbage.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
