I’ll be sitting on the toilet all day due to the Passover Matzoh that is clogging my digestive tract so the Mehrathon is a god send. I’ll be rooting for a doody and an IRK.
@Felton10 If it’s clogged, there’s no need to sit there all day. Just keep trying to shit for a few hours until you get a turtlehead going. Then you go sit.
It’s April 1st, in a previous world, the traditional hard to get an irk/fuku scavenger hunt or can you do 100 “I am not a robot” pictures before 10 thousand of your closest friends (My ultimate favorite April Fool’s won.)
And Here I had totally forgotten. I shouldn’t a looked and shoulda just gone to fucking bed.
@Felton10 Don’t wish for something you can’t handle. Be happy you got a IRk last time. if meh god fulfill your wish you will have a third testicle and no IRk
@Felton10@Koolhandjoe You being GOAT for march they may ship yours before everone else, then there wont be any bubble wrap. And joe is no more warehouse manager so good luck with the promise.
@matthewwhitt2 Because we are stupid and holding on to an internet badge that has no real life meaning? They could at least send us some new socks. My old ones are worn out now.
@arbdef@matthewwhitt2@OnionSoup The “mediocre socks” were only good if you had average men’s size feet. Those of us with smaller (or larger) sized feet felt the true power of Meh.
Ok, I have an 8 week old baby, just checked in time to see the reglan shirts. I’m so mad I missed the Grogu tote bag! Any chance there’s one on a shelf somewhere? Picture to plead my case.
AGAIN???
Are you kidding me? SO MANY Mehrathons these days. I can’t keep up. I’m hiring an assistant.
Might as well grab a cup of Joe while I’m sitting here all night on this thing…
Ugh, I forgot April 1st is traditionally a Mehrathon day.
@heartny I didn’t… I was just to sleepy to stay up… Or get up early.
After seeing the creepy dolls, I wish I had stayed up. These would look great in my office with my dog skeleton and evil unicorn.
@heartny @OnionSoup Well it looks like they will be sold all day on and off so you may get one yet.
Its Joe-Rathon. Need a cuppa of Joe to go through the night.
/giphy make it stop
I am traveling 8 hours tomorrow. Too bad i’ll be the one driving the whole way.
@mbersiam train a passenger to click for you.
Wait this is one of the special thons isn’t it?
LOL 3 irks gonna be in queue
IT IS TIME
HAPPY DERPDAY MEH
I’ll be sitting on the toilet all day due to the Passover Matzoh that is clogging my digestive tract so the Mehrathon is a god send. I’ll be rooting for a doody and an IRK.
@Felton10 If it’s clogged, there’s no need to sit there all day. Just keep trying to shit for a few hours until you get a turtlehead going. Then you go sit.
This is the best day of my life
It’s April 1st, in a previous world, the traditional hard to get an irk/fuku scavenger hunt or can you do 100 “I am not a robot” pictures before 10 thousand of your closest friends (My ultimate favorite April Fool’s won.)
And Here I had totally forgotten. I shouldn’t a looked and shoulda just gone to fucking bed.
damned bot
That sounds like something a robot would say.
I need to be waiting for a third IRK like I need a third testicle.
@Felton10 Don’t wish for something you can’t handle. Be happy you got a IRk last time. if meh god fulfill your wish you will have a third testicle and no IRk
@Felton10 @sasantosh if you get the third one in your IRK… i guarantee it will be bubble wrapped
@Koolhandjoe @sasantosh It better be.
@Felton10 @Koolhandjoe You being GOAT for march they may ship yours before everone else, then there wont be any bubble wrap. And joe is no more warehouse manager so good luck with the promise.
That image looks like it could be The Cabinet of Dr Caligari.
I’m so into this. Great job, kids
If this is going to be just creepy dolls, irks and shirts, would be good to know now
Are there captchas for the creepy dolls?
@warpedrotors Not so far
this is the best mehrathon since woot! whimsy! goofiness! stupid shit just in time for my kids’ birthdays!
Is there going to be a meh-rathon every week now?
@NanaAkorlibarba
Oh wouldn’t that be nice, we can only hope!!
@NanaAkorlibarba an ultramehrathon where you have to log 10000 steps before the next item shows
And just yesterday we were told we really shouldn’t be using our cell phones at work… well, looks like it’s time to test the powers that be.
Dangit, I apparently need one of those dolls. My parents moved into a creepy (yet beautiful) Victorian house and this would fit perfectly in it!
@Koolhandjoe Help a very mediocre person out!!!
@matthewwhitt2 no freaking way. So jelly of that house.
I haven’t been able to get anything but, but can I just say.
Best Mehrathon Ever.
Keep the crappy Cuisinart, we want more Joe.
Please give him a pay raise and make him your new CEO.
An alternative suggestion. Instead of members only hour… How about a Joe hour in all future Mehrathons?
@OnionSoup But still only for members…
@matthewwhitt2 that works.
@OnionSoup but what about us VMPers?
@arbdef I’m not a VMP anymore so, it doesn’t matter if it’s for all Members instead!
@arbdef We get our free shipping… Isn’t that all we are good for anymore anyway?
@matthewwhitt2 Don’t members also get that?
@arbdef Do they? Crap, why am I still a VMP then???
@matthewwhitt2 Because we are stupid and holding on to an internet badge that has no real life meaning? They could at least send us some new socks. My old ones are worn out now.
@arbdef I got a few pairs in IRKs after they gave us our free pair, so I’m good on cheap socks. Wouldn’t say no to another pasta drop though!
@arbdef @matthewwhitt2 the “mediocre socks” were actually pretty darn good socks. Not your usual cheap socks.
@arbdef @matthewwhitt2 @OnionSoup The “mediocre socks” were only good if you had average men’s size feet. Those of us with smaller (or larger) sized feet felt the true power of Meh.
@OnionSoup a joe hour for members only where joe does his one of a kind thing to thrift store members only jackets
@OnionSoup @zippyus not bedazzled… BEDEVILED
Oh my gosh it would be funny if I could get them to send an irk bag with all these scary dolls in it to my brother in law. LOL
@miscreant can I be your brother in law?
@miscreant doll-drop
Best mehrathon ever! EVER!
My dad stayed up all night to get a doll lol
@aaee did he get one?
Darn… have to get on a call… I’m going to miss the “Dis-member only” hour!
If they really wanted to prank us for April Fools, they’d have the countdowns end early or run long or something.
@xterraguy shhh don’t give them those ideas!
@mindfixation @xterraguy Please dear lord don’t give them ideas! It is hard enough to get the goodies!
@mindfixation @remiqaine @xterraguy too late… muahahahahahaha
@Koolhandjoe @mindfixation Well there goes any chances we had. I recommend @xterraguy be made to walk the plank
@xterraguy the countdown is 20 seconds off
If that kalimba had more than 8 notes I’d buy it. sigh…
I managed to get an IRK for my better half… she is in love with the stuff on here, but I have to man the keyboard… sigh.
Nice hanging out with you all day Joe… hopefully we can do it again sometime! ( p.s. your dolls were incredible)
Ok, I have an 8 week old baby, just checked in time to see the reglan shirts. I’m so mad I missed the Grogu tote bag! Any chance there’s one on a shelf somewhere? Picture to plead my case.